I don't want to be friends

Sigh...love me tender.
Awkward.

Going into this week with an open mind. Really open. Like trannies on a donkey open. You dig me? I am currently listening to a cover of Bad Romance sung by Jared Leto, one of the greatest actors of all time. That's right, I said it. He rivals Jack Nicholson and Daniel Day-Lewis. Have you seen Chapter 27!!?? Watch it!

My schedule this week looks like I have nothing to do but really I do. I have to write a paper that is due Friday @ 1pm about The Song of Roland and some other story about that one guy but I haven't really started on either of them and I'm not really sure how I'm going to pull this one off. How can anything be accomplished with the sun shining and everything beautiful and warm and delicious? I do thrive in muggy weather with rain and darkness and shallow deep meanings but the sun is starting to make me wilt which I kind of enjoy. My homework doesn't enjoy it, however. Why are the girls who live next door to me always speaking Angolian so loudly? What are you saying?!

So to all my butta friends out there (which I doubt there are any), I made some chocolate butter three days ago and it was magical. What would to serve chocolate butter with? Cinnamon bread? Short bread cookies? Is that too much? I think I'm going to make some this week for my buddy Natalie's birthday. Would she like lemon butter or honey butter? I would like honey because lemon is sour. But I do love me some LEMONS!

This is how it goes

I am currently on the lookout for a new job. I cannot wait until June to not be the immigrant in the back washing dishes. It's absurd. I don't need to listen to someone tell me that I missed the spot of peanut butter on the floor that's the size of nothing. Give me a break. I also don't want to have someone make me feel stupid. I want a job with substance. I want something amazing.

The weather has been amazing lately. This makes me really want money so I can just go and buy coffee after coffee and sit outside and read n shit. I am having a weird brain jumble. My bed was so comfy this morning. I am looking forward to uniting with Scott and making an awesome video about gays and Adam Lambert.

Have I mentioned I finally made butter? It was amazing. And delicious. And I will Never kill anyone with my food you ungrateful ugly ass bitch!

I hope it rains today.

Ending a good song with an awkward cord

So hey.

Today is an amazing day. It's so weird that three days ago it snowed harder than a whore on something hard. Not a very good metaphor,but you get it. I could sit outside and do my homework but I'll just sit inside here and open the window and be envious of all the people outside who have nothing to worry about. I have a test tomorrow in developmental psychology which is over a lot of things I really don't care about, but maybe I should look into studying cause I need a good grade. I like them, that's all.

Last night I shared one of my most beloved secrets with Caitlin, and together we watched Married to the Eiffel Tower. It is amazing and makes me want to cry. I honestly wanted to be Amy for Halloween but instead I wore an alligator hat to Ted's house and oddly enough Lydia wore a unicorn hat. Buddies we are.

I really want to make butter, but I have no kitchen or supplies. I also am excited about the midnight movie at the circle this weekend. The Room! Sigh...

I'm really boring.

Blizzard #3

So its been a while, so let me catch the lonely 4 up.

I spent the last week of spring break freaking out over two tests and also that my father was in the hospital for all of that time. Being that I was so stressed, I abandoned my diet/workout routine for that time and spring break but am looking forward to getting back on track and meeting my goal in time. My dad is out of the hospital and wating till Monday to get all the stiches out. He's really annoyed that he's housebound for two weeks.

I have made the decision to make some big decisions coming up here soon. This involves my education and potantial life path. Details will come when the decision making comes closer, and I look forward to stressing about it until then.

I'm still working at Sage, but that's a little up in the air at this point. If I continue to be the Mexican in the back washing dishes for 8 hours, I will be looking for other work, so we'll see. This spring break I have been working everyday and helping teach a spring break cooking camp. Also being the cleaning bitch. I got totally yelled at for not being able to clean things properly, so I might be quitting that bitch! What an exciting and scary thought.

I am also in the very beginning stages of starting my own small business/internet company making my own butter. That's right. Making my own, butta. I will have over 20 different flavors of butter to chose from and by e-mail, people from around Tulsa can order it. It's amazing. It's called Brooklyn's Butta! I'm really excited about it. You should be too.

I'm looking forward to the future. And all teh butta.

Rock and A

I'm in a pinch. A literal pinch. I have two tests to study for this week. I do no have the material for one of them. I work 4 times this week. My father is still in the hospital and will be until spring break. My going to be roommate wants to get another roommate and we choose apartments in 3 days. I have very important life decisions to to make coming after May 8th. Every time I try to caffeinate I have to have a (potty) break but the bathroom smells like (shit). I write this and spill my soul and innermost thoughts about people who do not read this and hopefully never will, to (maybe) 5 people. I really like Meryl Streep. I probably do not smell that great. I am a little stressed. Why did I never play tackle football? Why am I not in gymnastics? I cheated a lot on my diet this weekend, which is a downer. I need a moment.


(Insert Moment)

I don't know if this is where I am supposed to be.

May I say, excellent wine...

I spent the weekend at home. It was really fun to just be with my family for a few days and not work or do anything. I was really excited on Friday when I got to teach my first class at Sage. It turned out to be with one girl, so I gave her a private lesson making ginger snaps. It was really fun and now I'm teaching a baking class every Friday. So excited!

This week is going well so far, only being Monday night at 8:30pm. Tomorrow will be filled with watching Army of Darkness for extra credit and getting paid, son! Then working on Wednesday, Friday, and Saturday. Teaching on Friday is what I am very excited about. Also, there are nine school days left before spring break which I will be spending everyday working. Every-day. Bring in the dough so I can get outta this town, son!

"Is it normal to not like your friends?"
"It's completely normal."

Currently: Wondering why my Julie and Julia DVD is hxc skipping...
How many lbs. I'll loose this week...
What tomorrow will be like...
What did I get on my medieval midterm!!??...
What will ten years from now be like...
If you're fat, you should know how you got fat...
I feel weird...